The Boating Accident
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so there i was... - tier1bro - 04-27-2018

a cold and lonely truck stop in kentucky. i was looking for some relief and all i could find was a single severed hand. naturally i did what anyone in my position would do. i found the small stall with the hole cut in the wall and began giving handjobs at a discount rate with the severed hand. it took me 11 weeks and 600 miles before the hand started stinking so bad that people wouldn't pay anymore. 

#dug


RE: so there i was... - SawDusT - 04-27-2018

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RE: so there i was... - Mak90NCheese - 04-27-2018

Was that you? I thought that hand was awful cold.


RE: so there i was... - Leon82 - 04-27-2018

Cool story brah


RE: so there i was... - tier1bro - 04-27-2018

(04-27-2018, 10:29 AM)Mak90NCheese Wrote: Was that you? I thought that hand was awful cold.

if you would have not jumped the line it would have been warm from friction.


RE: so there i was... - SawDusT - 05-04-2018

(04-27-2018, 01:01 PM)tier1bro Wrote:
(04-27-2018, 10:29 AM)Mak90NCheese Wrote: Was that you? I thought that hand was awful cold.

if you would have not jumped the line it would have been warm from friction cum your turn.                        

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