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dear friends.... - tier1bro - 06-02-2020

dear friends, after some reflection this morning while driving to the bank to break my $100,000,000 zimbabwean note into $1, $5, $10, $20, $50, $100, $500, $1,000, $5,000, $10,000, $20,000, $50,000, $100,000, $1,000,000, and $10,000,000 zimbabwean notes i started remembering all the good times times we had together, all the laughs, and cries, all the lost hand incidents, all the suicides, some of us shooting our finger off, the redheaded wife that let the bro in florida cum inside her after riding horses, ect. 

anyways let's be friends again, forget all about the thread linked below. it was all "shtick". also it seems if a warren sapp looking motherfucker in heels and a lime green mini skirt beats you semi conscience with a 13 year old pug and steals $4,092,016 in zimbabwean money, $11.37 american cash, $4 canadian it's only petty theft, simple battery, and 3rd degree animal cruelty charge. i guess that's what a guy and his pug get for trying to help a "damsel in distress".

HOWEVER, i am certain i heard that bitch yell something about "no justice no peace" when i tread marked "her" with a brand new 315/70/17 bfg all terrain. between my statement, and the size 12 croc print on the tint of the kicked out passenger window "she" was charged with all of the above, and looting. i am still foggy as is the detective on why "she" took one of my crocs off and put it on "her" foot to smash the window from the inside and then put same said croc back on my foot. 

well i'm off for now, i have a negative review to write on another website. i received some terrible service this morning maybe i will tell you guys about it sometime. 
the pug is currently keeping her distance from me, as if i were responsible for any of this bullshit this morning. she says "hey" anyways. 

http://www.m4ar15.com/showthread.php?tid=668


RE: dear friends.... - QuickSilver - 06-02-2020

(06-02-2020, 08:44 AM)tier1bro Wrote: dear friends, after some reflection this morning while driving to the bank to break my $100,000,000 zimbabwean note into $1, $5, $10, $20, $50, $100, $500, $1,000, $5,000, $10,000, $20,000, $50,000, $100,000, $1,000,000, and $10,000,000 zimbabwean notes i started remembering all the good times times we had together, all the laughs, and cries, all the lost hand incidents, all the suicides, some of us shooting our finger off, the redheaded wife that let the bro in florida cum inside her after riding horses, ect. 

anyways let's be friends again, forget all about the thread linked below. it was all "shtick". also it seems if a warren sapp looking motherfucker in heels and a lime green mini skirt beats you semi conscience with a 13 year old pug and steals $4,092,016 in zimbabwean money, $11.37 american cash, $4 canadian it's only petty theft, simple battery, and 3rd degree animal cruelty charge. i guess that's what a guy and his pug get for trying to help a "damsel in distress".

HOWEVER, i am certain i heard that bitch yell something about "no justice no peace" when i tread marked "her" with a brand new 315/70/17 bfg all terrain. between my statement, and the size 12 croc print on the tint of the kicked out passenger window "she" was charged with all of the above, and looting. i am still foggy as is the detective on why "she" took one of my crocs off and put it on "her" foot to smash the window from the inside and then put same said croc back on my foot. 

well i'm off for now, i have a negative review to write on another website. i received some terrible service this morning maybe i will tell you guys about it sometime. 
the pug is currently keeping her distance from me, as if i were responsible for any of this bullshit this morning. she says "hey" anyways. 

http://www.m4ar15.com/showthread.php?tid=668



  Dodgy      So Does this mean Ann Margaret isn't cuming....


RE: dear friends.... - tier1bro - 06-03-2020

(06-02-2020, 01:01 PM)QuickSilver Wrote:
(06-02-2020, 08:44 AM)tier1bro Wrote: dear friends, after some reflection this morning while driving to the bank to break my $100,000,000 zimbabwean note into $1, $5, $10, $20, $50, $100, $500, $1,000, $5,000, $10,000, $20,000, $50,000, $100,000, $1,000,000, and $10,000,000 zimbabwean notes i started remembering all the good times times we had together, all the laughs, and cries, all the lost hand incidents, all the suicides, some of us shooting our finger off, the redheaded wife that let the bro in florida cum inside her after riding horses, ect. 

anyways let's be friends again, forget all about the thread linked below. it was all "shtick". also it seems if a warren sapp looking motherfucker in heels and a lime green mini skirt beats you semi conscience with a 13 year old pug and steals $4,092,016 in zimbabwean money, $11.37 american cash, $4 canadian it's only petty theft, simple battery, and 3rd degree animal cruelty charge. i guess that's what a guy and his pug get for trying to help a "damsel in distress".

HOWEVER, i am certain i heard that bitch yell something about "no justice no peace" when i tread marked "her" with a brand new 315/70/17 bfg all terrain. between my statement, and the size 12 croc print on the tint of the kicked out passenger window "she" was charged with all of the above, and looting. i am still foggy as is the detective on why "she" took one of my crocs off and put it on "her" foot to smash the window from the inside and then put same said croc back on my foot. 

well i'm off for now, i have a negative review to write on another website. i received some terrible service this morning maybe i will tell you guys about it sometime. 
the pug is currently keeping her distance from me, as if i were responsible for any of this bullshit this morning. she says "hey" anyways. 

http://www.m4ar15.com/showthread.php?tid=668



  Dodgy      So Does this mean Ann Margaret isn't cuming....
somebody's cumming.  Dodgy


RE: dear friends.... - Leon82 - 06-04-2020

Thank you for your service my friend


RE: dear friends.... - tier1bro - 06-04-2020

(06-04-2020, 02:56 AM)Leon82 Wrote: Thank you for your service my friend
Big Grin


RE: dear friends.... - SNAFU - 07-22-2020

My rims are bigger then yours OP.


RE: dear friends.... - tier1bro - 07-23-2020

(07-22-2020, 02:37 PM)SNAFU Wrote: My rims are bigger then yours OP.
they 17s but i keep them clean.  Dodgy