Joke thread

[Sidewinder]

Do you know the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp?



I just fly the drone.

[SawDusT]

1. A drunk walks up to a cop and says my car was stolen. The cop asks where was it? The drunk says right at the end of this key. The cop says you better go down to the precinct and fill out paperwork, but before you go, zip up your fly first. The drunk looks down and says oh man, they took my girl too.

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