Where Do I Get My Complimentary Ambien Prescription?

[SNAFU]

It's only available in a suppository

 

Probably wood. 

I've had some heavy shit a few times the last year or so. Back in my day I could roll up a dime bag joint or easily rip a yuuuggeee bong bowl alone. Not with this modern shit. I mean I've had some killer even back in the day but even the poverty shit around now is fucking amazing. 

Weed will put the alcohol industry in check if it gets "moar freer". I read an article that said Miller-Coors already has a functional weed plant in Canada in anticipation for the gay laws to finally fold up.

Ffs I can take a fairy ride to Michigan or a hour drive South and buy the shit all legal. The alcohol lobbyists are what's holding it up in WI. We even have that autistic Evert faggot in charge and he's for it and it's getting stalled.

You can have my bong when you pry it from my cold dead hands. You'll find me covered in drool and little Debbie wrappers. Molon LaVisine