Down Two 7 Rolls Of Ass Wipe

[Fisher cat]

The Jews did this. 
Imma start stealing it from work and gas station shitters. If this continues I'm switching to socks.

My neighbor told me yesterday over the phone he only had two rolls left. I didn't bother to tell him how much I had.

                                                             

Give it a few days... he may be willing to "work something out" with you. 

Hope he's good looking and younger.... otherwise place a role on the dash and do some trolling.