Dear Bro

[tier1bro]

Dear Bro:

 Last weekend I went out with this girl from this "Date a Russian" website. Now everytime I gotta go pee it burns like shit.. I almost want to rip the pipe loose from the urinal, does this mean I have "The Bull Head Clap"

dear lane;


this burning you feel is your inner man coming alive. many a men have experienced this. this is natural, when a man lays with a woman he doesn't get the same feelings as she does. if it's right she gets this burning sensation in her heart and soul, he gets the burning sensation in his penis. it sounds like you have found the right girl. tell her how you feel, and how your penis feels when you pee. maybe go to the clinic for some antibiotics and a covid19 test. 


if she is the right girl for you as i suspect the two of you together will never have to buy a drink in a bar, or pay your rent with money ever again. as a couple you would be welcome to stay here at my place and i could give you a video tour of disney (as i have previous members), (all without ever needing CASH).


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