Dear Bro

[tier1bro]

I like the shitty looks I get for not wearing a mask. 

People at Walmart cant even put fucking pants on half the time and I'm the ass hole.

i know right? even people wearing one fucking shoe will try and question your ability to critically think. 

"sir, did you forget your mask?" "bitch, did you forget your shoe? you've only got one fucking shoe on. this is exactly why the government has to tell you people to stand 6 feet apart and to wear masks."

you should see how they react when i tell them i have had this shit twice. "sir, you gotta wear a mask." "fuck off, i got antibodies, i am good again for 3 months."


my normal mask is a fishing neck gator. sometimes though i will wear a super thin shirt sleeve that i literally cut off of one of my old tee shirts. some places i have to do business at like the fucking dmv and shit like that. "don't worry cunts, this old used shirt sleeve will protect ya. trust me i know what i am doing, i have used old ziplock bags as condoms for 30 years and i only have 4 children."  motherfuckers.