Drop-Outs from the Institue of Elvis Impersonators

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some how i found this guy, then i am now recommended police impersonators all the time now. they are awesome. some small town somewhere should hire all of them and record it. their fake egos are so fucking huge they would have 100% turnover rate in a weeks time due to gun shot wounds. they would literally harass citizens and have pistol duels in the streets.

some old west ghost town should hire all of them. dress them up in period correct attire with period correct arms. i would pay $29.99 a month to watch this on tv. the premise of the show would be to hire jermey dimwit to be the marshal he would of course need a deputy marshal, the county would need a sheriff, a deputy sheriff, the town would need a constable, a judge, and a bailiff. their pay would be they get the "run of the area they work". every day though a new police impersonator is introduced, he absorbs the power he is able to steal. if your valor is at risk of being stolen you must defend it at noon in the town square, or you must now take on the role of town horse shit cleaner upper.

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