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[tier1bro]

I consider myself an alcoholic and I assure you you can get a DUI from drinking beer. It's typically the cocaine that makes you drink like 34 beers in 10 hours and then it's all "do you know why I stopped you today?".

Maybe because it's 4am and I'm in a Wendy's parking ng lot with an alligator going through the drive through.

me and my buddies used to go to this dive bar when we were kids (21-ish) and drink pitchers of beer. for me i would just use the pitcher as my mug (remember i am 6'5 and at that time was a small guy at 285). my usual limit was 6 pitchers (approx 30 beers) a night. i only drank budweiser. i would be pretty drunk but not outta control drunk. kinda like a super buzz. this was generally over 3 or 4 hours.

throwing gators only came out with the fifths of tequila. if this was a general "let's get fucked up tonight" night i could usually drink 1.5 fifths in about an hour or 2, i would also drink some beer not much just enough to feel like i was quenching my thirst. there were a couple nights i finished a whole second fifth. those nights usually required asking others for details of the events. 

i drank a lot when i was young, i may drink 6 mixed drinks / margaritas a year now. since 12/20/20 i have drank a half a quart of moonshine, and half a fifth of rum (rum and coke). i got the moonshine from my buddy at christmas, and found the rum in a cabinet from a house warming gift from 5 years ago.