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Dylan Mulvaney
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Tay Tay
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Scarlett (I Got Da Herpes) Johansson
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Kayleigh McEnany
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87 25.59%
KJP
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Emily Campagno
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194 57.06%
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The Official Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Idiocracy Thread
what the fuck happened to the old AOC thread????
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4 hours ago 
fucking asshole mods deleted the second best thread on the site but left all the poker threads. i guess dug and jimmy really were the heros we needed. i guess it is true that not all heros wear capes, turns out they wear winn dixie uniforms, lose a hand working on old kenmore 110s, our accidently shoot themselves whilst cleaning their 9mms while out on bond. 


this is some bullshit here my friend, moe ran a far tighter ship than this shit show. even sidewinder's creepy shit show that i literally thought i was going to be raped in the bad way every time i logged in was less of a shit show.  


how much down syndrome do you have to catch to accidentally delete literally the second best thread on this forum (only bested by any thread i start)? 

this is just outrageous, this is literally worse than that one time i got caught by my partner with that manvestite and had start screaming rape and shoot the manvestite. it was the best orgasm i have ever had but i lost a true connection that day. do you fuckers know how hard it is to find a 6'5, 300lb, "lady", who can fight equally as well as she can fuck? if you guessed it's about as hard as deleting a life's work on AOC memes, you'd be wrong. obviously just the click of a mouse can erase it all. 

so there i was; 

so there i was, it was a hot juneteenth night. the cab of the raptor was filled with the smell of musk and pancake syrup. the pug was quiet on the passenger seat but she had that look in her eyes, like she could tell i was hunting for something. i unlocked the samsung galaxy note 5 with a zigzag swipe pattern and logged onto backpage. after a quick search i found my prey, a stocky white "lady" about 6' tall. "she" claimed to have been a golden gloves boxer and when to university on a roman greco wrestling scholarship. she also claimed to have an 8" surprise. full rate was $300 for the night, i figured this would be perfect.

i pull into the casa loma motel on nebraska ave in tampa. this motel was 4 star reviewed by carole baskins, and i trust her as i bought the pug from her. she is good people. i knock on the door (room 17, it's down by the ice machine) and to my surprise my ex partner answers the door. here i am like a deer in the headlights, mind you i trained this guy for years, he is a top notch pro and he never lets on like he recognizes me. he maintains his cover, he is going to catch me in his sting, so he thinks.....

if you want the rest of this story i will need my full salary reinstated. dug and moe both paid, their websites competed with one of the largest forums online (it rhymes with smaydar biffteen). i literally brought 38 active accounts to dugs site.  [Image: dodgy.png]







* Fixed a file as the reset wasn't working properly & reset to Sun night.
But as your rant was well above a 5 but not quite a 10  (better than I can do)
I opened the thread you started before the reset was made to preserve your artistic flare by copy & paste   Tongue
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